What is the purpose of your visit, business or pleasure? – Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper

A black man named Hussein showed up at the terminal and declared that he is a president, but our gatekeepers are experienced and have seen more than a few imposters in their time. Every African work migrant and infiltrator tells them stories, and the policy of the outgoing interior minister is still in force.

After a brief interview it was determined that the individual had no idea why he was here or who was meeting him. If that were not enough, he refused to hand over a suspicious-looking black briefcase for inspection. He held onto it with all his might, as though the future of the world depended on it. So we had no choice; we called in the sapper robot,

via What is the purpose of your visit, business or pleasure? – Israel News | Haaretz Daily Newspaper.

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